Posts Tagged ‘roommate’
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I have recently discovered a rare disease where instead of coherent thoughts, actual verbal diarhhea comes out of the victim’s mouth ————————————————– So concludes the end of 2012′s roommate comics, and hopefully the end of roommate comics forever. I put up with his 13 year old rebel antics out of pure stubbornness, curiousity, and also [...]
When drinking directly from someone else’s water filter, don’t forget to dunk your lips in a puddle of mud beforehand so you can leave visible proof that you’re a tough enough dude to drink without cups ————————————————– Tomorrow is the LAST DAILY UPDATE!
Tissues out of reach? IMPROVISE ————————————————– TWO MORE DAYS of DAILY UPDATES! What will happen next?! Nothing particularly interesting, really
Why should I own up to my irresponsibility? That’s not my responsibility! ————————————————– Week 2 of DAILY UPDATES continues!
When in doubt, disregard all reason and spew your mucus on the bathroom floor ————————————————– 4 more daily updates (I dropped one because it sucked)! Hate roommate comics? Hang in there! Love roommate comics? Cool!
(This is an actual, verbatim conversation I overheard from my room ['rawuk' = 'rock']) It’s funny because he wrote ‘no sketchy people’ under the ‘guests’ section of the roommate rule agreement. It’s also telling that he used the roommate agreement as a napkin for an alcohol spill ————————————————– Daily updates! One more week!
Yep. Aftermath: 1. A friendly reminder 2. A friendly response (He returned 5 hours later to clean it up (miracles happen), and was furious that no one helped him. One person’s cocaine tantrums are everyone’s responsibility, you know) ————————————————– DAILY UPDATES for like, one more week!
Yes, really For those of you who may not be aware, an RA is a Residential Advisor, ie the police of the floor on campus-owned dorms (I’ll be posting a compilation of amusing Alan-related memories on an album on the last update) ————————————————– You probably noticed that I’ve been updating DAILY this week, and will [...]
There’s no way that someone’s already come up with this. It’s way too clever. ————————————————– DAILY UPDATES for this week and the next, coool
After asking him to do his dishes an UNFORGIVABLE third time (week ~4 of semester 1), he made a personal vow to pretend I didn’t exist. for the entiiire year ————————————————– daily updates you know the drill, probably
