I have recently discovered a rare disease where instead of coherent thoughts, actual verbal diarhhea comes out of the victim’s mouth ————————————————– So concludes the end of 2012’s roommate comics, and hopefully the end of roommate comics forever. I put up with his 13 year old rebel antics out of pure stubbornness, curiousity, and also […]
When drinking directly from someone else’s water filter, don’t forget to dunk your lips in a puddle of mud beforehand so you can leave visible proof that you’re a tough enough dude to drink without cups ————————————————– Tomorrow is the LAST DAILY UPDATE!
(This is an actual, verbatim conversation I overheard from my room [‘rawuk’ = ‘rock’]) It’s funny because he wrote ‘no sketchy people’ under the ‘guests’ section of the roommate rule agreement. It’s also telling that he used the roommate agreement as a napkin for an alcohol spill ————————————————– Daily updates! One more week!
Yep. Aftermath: 1. A friendly reminder 2. A friendly response (He returned 5 hours later to clean it up (miracles happen), and was furious that no one helped him. One person’s cocaine tantrums are everyone’s responsibility, you know) ————————————————– DAILY UPDATES for like, one more week!
Yes, really For those of you who may not be aware, an RA is a Residential Advisor, ie the police of the floor on campus-owned dorms (I’ll be posting a compilation of amusing Alan-related memories on an album on the last update) ————————————————– You probably noticed that I’ve been updating DAILY this week, and will […]