Get it? ‘HEARTLY?’ HA HA HA

Few are safe from name bastardizations, but I’m not even sure there has been a person named Jhon in the past several hundred years (I had to Google it to make sure that the name actually exists). I also hate it when people cross their J’s. I hate so many things!

This is the best Valentine’s-related topic I could come up with; my life is pretty uninteresting.